January 25, 2011

Secondhand Serenade - Goodbye

It's a shame that it had to be this way
It's not enough to say I'm sorry
It's not enough to say I'm sorry

Maybe I'm to blame
Or maybe were the same
But either way I can't breathe
Either way I can't breathe

All I had to say is goodbye
Were better off this way
Were better off this way

I'm alive but I'm losing all my drive
Cause everything we've been through
And everything about you
Seemed to be a lie
A guiltless twisted lie
It made me learn to hate you
Or hate myself for letting it pass by

January 13, 2011

About Love & Lost

One day, in a beautiful park, a woman with a broken heart sat down and wept. Then a philosopher approached her and asked her: "Why do you cry?"

"My boyfriend dumped me. I'm very sad.." the woman said.

The philosopher laughed and said: "You're so stupid."
the woman answered.. "I'm broken now, and instead of cheering me up, you laughed at me???"

"Stupid.. you don't need to be sad. The one who should be sad is him"

"Why? He dumped me.."

"Because you just lost someone who are NOT love you.. But him, he lost someone who REALLY love him .."

January 10, 2011

Fishing Joke

Alex had a terrible day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the fishmonger and ordered four rainbow trout. He told the fishmonger, 'Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?'

'Why do you want me to throw them at you?' Asked the salesman?' So that I am able to tell my wife, in all honesty, that I caught them.' said Alex.

'Okay, but I suggest that you take the salmon.' Why's that? 'Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take salmon. That's what she'd like for supper tonight', replied the fishmonger with a grin.


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